X-Mas present for you......

..... Lucas Magoon's full part from 'Hard to Earn'......

LUCAS MAGOON in "HARD TO EARN" from COLE TAYLOR on Vimeo.

Merry XXX-Mas from Cadaver Krew

and from Bear Mountain's Santa video

Well. Now Burton can fire Jeremy Jones......

Keegan Valaika's full part from the new Burton video. This kid ain't no joke, check the first trick.

Zac Marben in People's 'Nice Try'

Damn Geena......

Anti-MUTHAFUCKIN-Hero skateboards.

a segment from one of their bonus videos.

Dis nigga ain't no joke.

Sundays In The Park 2!!!

With Scott Vine, Eli Weiner, Erik Leon, Chris Johnston, Chad Tarbell, Nick Dirks and Zak Hale.

Your favorite snowboarders on their skateboards.

Jed Anderson can fuckin skate. That's all.......

Monday Minute #13.5 from riley erickson on Vimeo.

Green Apple's 'Peep Show'

If you don't watch this, you're fucking blowing it. The funniest skate flick I've seen in a while. And it's short.

Green Apple's "Peep Show" from Green Apple on Vimeo.

Fuckin OUCHIE!

Jake Olson-Elm takin a slam straight to the dome.

FUCKING ENDERS! Halldor Helgason's part from Factor Film's 'They Came From!'

I'll post a couple other parts when I find 'em. Fuck buying DVD's, isn't the internet great!?!

Luan Oliveira bonus footy from Extremely Sorry!

couldn't paste that ass, so here's the link. shit's worth it for sure.

http://flipskateboards.com/media_videos.html

Bear Mtn. Sundays in the Park Episode 1

Shot by Knife Show so you know that shit's sick. Featuring Johnny Miller, Lauri Heiskari, Joe Sexton, Chris Bradshaw, some beezers, and Jedi Anderson.

Krew snowboard team vid

Dem foo's be stacked. Look for Krew to be making the new hot outerwear and stealing up all the new A-List shredders from your favorite outerwear companies.

Big Bear KR3W | Part One from KR3W DENIM on Vimeo.

Oops. that one below wasn't it. Here it is.

Makes you want to go hit some Birch jumps don't it!?!

Hipper from Hell: Day 3

shit's gettin nashty.

Some early-season ouchies.

Brandon took a slam up on Birch Hill's ice-rink of a hill and got a pretty bad hipper. here's some photos.

Butteryass life-savers.

yeah, skateboarding's pretty tight.

Richie Jackson BANGIN! part

Louie Barletta's part from Tilt Mode Army's 'Bonus Round'

One of personal favorite skateboarders Louie Barletta with a sick new part in the new Tilt Mode flick.

Nice try boys.

Skeleton Crew's FULL VIDEO right churr.

takes a minute to download but dat shit's worth it foo.

Group Effect from Skeleton Crew on Vimeo.

BATB2: FINALS!!! Chris Cole vs. Paul Rodriguez

Wow. They went all out in this game.

Third place game my ASS!

Cory Kennedy vs. Torey Pudwill. Shit gets nasty.

Brandon Hammid's part!!!

Big ups to our fellow Mission Board Shop rider and Alaskan loc BHamma for pullin a part in this years Variety Pack flick 'Not Bad'. Congrats BHamma.

not bad! - Brandon Hammid from Variety Pack on Vimeo.

Lookin for a man, ladies?

Stupid Olympics........

Huh?

Finally saw Think Thank's 'Cool Story'

Shit was fuckin sick. Thanks Jess and Geno, another great flick that'll go down in history. If you haven't snagged a copy yet, hit em up at thinkthank.com. Cadaver Krew recommends it!!!

Not Bad!: Intro and Alex Andrews' part

I'll stick up Brandon Hammid's part as soon as someone rips it onto the ol intranet......

Some ouchies from the Think Thank crew.....

Come Spend Money!!!!

That's right, eagles hall. Entire Mission Boardshop Inventory @ Steep Discounts before the movie starts. come early and shit.

Tapout!!!

go join the fuckin army or somethin. or blow yourself up..... here's to all those Tapout D-Bags!

Fuck fag jocks. Tapout is the lamest shit ever.

Cadaver Krew's ghetto edit of the High Five! teaser......

gHETTO TEASER from High Five! on Vimeo.

Soulja Boy/Saved By The Bell Remix!!!!

Zumiez Study

Twelve year old girls just seem to love Zumiez. Just ask Tim Blevins next time you see him. And also, look at those shirts those dudes are wearing. Queer and such.

Zumiez Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis <333 from melissaNgabby on Vimeo.

Cadaver Definitions

1. Zumiez
poser killer of the local mom and pop skate and snowboard shops that started the whole buisness in the beginning. banking on to the mainstream fashion and leeching into the heart of the youth subculture (they sell more to non skaters/riders than they do to riders/skaters).

Ex:
Poser 1: Oh hey hey hey, check it out, Zumiez has the new Bam belt (and the snowboard from that company that's been out of buisness for years...what's it called? oh yeah m3.
Poser 2: Yeah, Bam is so bad ass.
Poser 1: Totaly.

2. Zumiez
A GAY store.
A store that creates nothing butposers
Sells alot of usless items.
Overall just a gay store

Ex:
"I'm going to Zumiez." -gay guy
"Your a tard" -me

3. Pac Sun robots
If you wear Pac Sun you have bangs and they get in your eyes every ten seconds. Pac Sun sells skater and surfer clothes. People that buy the clothes never even surfed or skateboarded in their life.

Strengths: telling bad jokes, at least 5 people have the same clothes they do, Listening to DMB and lil wayne.

Weakness: No personality, hair gets in their eye every ten seconds, can't surf, can't skateboard, robot malfunctions, being normal, good music.

4. Pac Sun Playaz
New found word (I think), but basically any caucasian teenage male that wears strictly Pac Sun clothes and usually seen with stupid white girls with Roxy shirts on. But they dont surf. Oh yes, the PSP is usually decked out with (optional) hat, consisting of DC or Etnies. Shirt is usually a polo, maybe Kirra, and faded jeans with holes of course, Bullhead. The shoes have to be DC. They gotta be the Courts. Its ironic a PSP claims to skate (which they dont) and wears DC, but are unaware of any the teams skaters...infact the PSP probably is unaware that DC has a skate team. They usually have a short well kept haircut, gel possibly. They're cool enough to say "yea" instead of "yeah". Most of these kids play basketball and dont even own a skateboard.

Day in the life of a Pac Sun Playa:

PSP 1: "lol yea bought my gf sum nollie purfume from pc"
PSP 2: "lol kool dude"
PSP 1: "lol u wanna play sum bsketball?"
PSP 2: "lol yea then well go 2 pc"

For the swine eaters

Hot Dawgs and Handrails.....good contest setup this year. Good contest too.

Pretty Shweet little vid edit from Chris Grenier

crazy back 3 out of that elbow kinked rail. puuuurrfect.

Random Clips of Life from Chris Grenier on Vimeo.

Wow. Louie Vito is a fucking D-Bag... Dancing With The Stars!?!

Snowboarding is officially blown-out.......

lou from TWSnow on Vimeo.

The long-awaited teaser for the 'High Five! Project'!!!!!

High Five! Project teaser from High Five! on Vimeo.

Other ridonkulous cars.....

In lieu of Brandon's funny new car,


.....we decided to show you some other funny donk's.

we decided to show you some other funny donk's.

And some funny car-wreck video clips you'll get a kick out of......

Jesse Burtner Tramp Line!

Burtner waiting for snow......

Transworld's Secret Training Facility

Featuring the skating of LNP, Scott Stevens, Chris Grenier, Louif Paradis and Jed Anderson.

Transworld STF from Ashbury Eyewear on Vimeo.

Team Thunder teaser for Beauville.......

Nitro Update with Kooley, Ben Bilocq and other Nitro riders.

NITRO USA UPDATE NO. 9 from Nitro Snowboards on Vimeo.

Andy Milonakis is a TWEETIN-ass bitch!!!

Tweet Tweet mo-FUCKAAAAA!!!

You best read the bible and eat meat or you gon' get the SMACKDOWN!!!

......... and God bless you.......

Josiah Gatlyn. My new favorite scatboarder.

Garrett and Gantry Hill digi-cam parts......

Dude, bro!!!! I just gnar-kicked!

FIZZBITCH!!!!

New shit from your favorite Energy Drink Powerthirst.

High Five / Matzo Men Road Trip Part 1

Wassup Haters!

Cadaver Krew's filth factory Dusty and Brandon teamed up with High Five and the Matzo Men fourth of July weekend and took a road trip. Drove to Wasilla, then to Anchorage and somehow ended up in Girdwood for the forest fair. It was weird. But this is what we got from it.

Episode 1 of a bunch.

High Five! Road Trip Episode 1 from High Five! on Vimeo.

Kadaver Quotes.....

-"I was PSYCHED on the showers when I was in jail!" -Dusty Woster on his weekend in the slammer.
-"It's some state in the Northeast. like Minnesota!" -Julie
-"Whatever dude, you smell like Value Village!" -Brandon Smith to the bouncer after getting kicked out of the bar in Girdwood.
-"Yeah I go couch-bombing sometimes- you get a bagful of Crisco, put it beetween the cushions and GO TO TOWN!" -Dusty Woster on being lonely.
-"You know what they say about women with big feet, big DICKS!!!" -Josh Poe
-"You've never rolled a joint on your skateboard!?! There's WORSE things I've done on a skateboard!" -Dusty
-"Get out of the way, I got a BABY here!!!" -Brandon Smith riding bikes to the bar with Josh Poe and a stuffed animal dressed up to look like a baby.
-"I've fallen down stairs. PLENTY of times." -Cheyenne
-"You've got TWO parrots!?! Sponse me a parrot!" -Brandon Smith after seeing a guy riding around on a beach cruiser with two parrots on his shoulder.....

Eric Tribble Cadaver Krew edit.....

...... is a little late, but it's finally here. Eric recently moved back up to the AK, so we filmed him a little segment on the day he got back into town......

Welcome baCk to Alaska Eric Tribble! from High Five! on Vimeo.

GnarBoots.

Chickenbone Nowison!!!

New promo video from Shake Junt griptape.

More CRAP less footy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cops Aren't Cool

we don't like the here at cadaver krew....but we do like laughing at them.

This message brought to you by Cadaver Krew: Dont FUCK with us!

So this DOOSHER was talkin smack to Kadaver Aaron Wells recently. And Aaron decided to get even- Cadaver Krew style!; this girl pissed all over the kids car! Check it out.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

More Taste of Americana

You see? If you litter out in North Pole, somebody will just come by, pick up that garbage and make a gazebo out of it.

The Land of the Free

If you don't think this is funny you don't know how cool america really is.

Kadaver Tim Blevin's FULL bonus part

Filmed by Matt Wild in like a week down in Arizona. This is his bonus footy for ButteryFresh's new video. Tim will have a full part in the 'High Five' project as well.

Sickest prank ever?......

Cadaver Krew Lower Back Tat

Here's a proposal......I, Dusty Woster, will personally pay for any girl to get a Cadaver Krew lower back tat....for real. so if anyone out there wants to start a tapestry of bad tattoos, just like I'm about to in a couple of weeks here, let me or Brandon know. It'll be legit.

Extreme Sports Case Study 1

Case study on why free running is really really really lame.

How Cadaver Krew Celebrates Earth Day.

That's right people. Throw them beer bottles out the window.

Hippos and Shit.....

Wow.

Shaun White's new face tat.

Newest addition to the Krew Shaun White got downright hood with his new cadaver krew face tat. Welcome to the Team Shauny Boy!

Welcome to the Krew Tandi!

So here's the deal. We've been shredding and filming with this chick for a while and she really throws down. She got worked super hard a couple of days ago shredding with us and we feel she finally deserves some credit for her hard work. Well here you go Tandi, it's your first edit!


Welcome to the Krew Tandi! from High Five! on Vimeo.

This guy is spectacular

A real family man and overall stand-up dude.

New pic.

Kadavers Kyle Evans and Brandon Smith teamed up for this shot while filming for 'High Five!' That video's gonna be legit, there's people throwin DOWN for it this year plus a bunch of Cadavers filming for it. I heard Josh Poe almost got a switch hardflip down a big 7 today on his first day filming for the flick! crazy.

Welcome to the Krew Darren!!!

Darren Snow was recently arrested in an incident involving guns and acid. Darren killed it all year on his shred stick up at Birch, and Dusty decided that this moment was just enough to get him onto the Krew. So congrat's Darren. And don't drop the soap.

Dusty got some banger hammers this spring.

Look out for his part in 'High Five!'


Dusty's Cadaver Krew edit from High Five! on Vimeo.

Damn we're classy

Happy Easter and junk.

SUUUUUPER warm temps this week in Fairbanks and probably from here on out till the snow's gone. We've been stackin hard for High Five and have gotten like 15 shots in the last few days. that's a pretty decent chunk of the shredders portion of the video. and we've still got about two weeks of filming to go. plus snowboard camp this year. which IS goin down if you didnt know yet. Looks like Lando and Burtner are bringin it back. We've got a Dusty edit on the computer waitin to be put up on the ol' intranet. But in the meantime here's a photo of him from yesterday's film sesh.



Dusty, switch polejam half-cab out. Kyle Evans photo

Smell Yo Dick. what a jam.

Sorry guys. We got an edit sittin on the computer, we just haven't uploaded it yet. But here's somethin that'll make yo mamma proud. Sorry it's just a URL, but youtube didnt want it gettin passed around or somethin. Its worth checkin out though for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

Kevin Hart stand-up clip

we've been filmin lately, not updating this crap page- but I promise we will soon. Here's some new laughs for ya though.

Dog shit lick. Fuckin gnarsty

LOOOOTS of shred filmin goin down this weekend. If im not too tired Ill have a little webisode up on here by Monday night. In the mean time here's some poo-lickin action for ya.


cheese dicks full length movie sept. 2009 from BOBBY SHMOCK on Vimeo.

Ashbury Demo at Bear Mountain video

FIRST ever real snowboard demo. Featuring some of Ashbury's snazzy pro's. Sorry this was all I could get ya right now. Ive been a little busy snowboarding all day everyday lately. More bomb posts featuring the Cadaver Krew soon.

Right up our alley........

Fuck Tuesdays. Here's some crap to make you laugh.

Some of that March Badness.

Thanks to Mission Board Shop and Birch Hill, March Madness went OFF this year. A real blast. Here's some proof from the lens of Katie Wells.

Billy Mays voice dubs

Here's a couple funny videos you might get a kick out of. Now go fuck yaself.

Optimus Prime can't break that shit!

And neither can your fat ass!

Welcome to the Krew Lou.

Louie Russell killed the rail jam at Birch this weekend with good style. Got third place and pretty much made all the other snowjocks look bad with his Louif Paradis style. So his crappy prize is gettin on this motley crew of flunkies. Congrats Lou!
We're throwin photos from the weekend up soon.

You marks better look out at the Birch Comp this weekend!!!

We play dirty.

UNH SON! edit. Thanks Cheese Dicks. And Nick Dirks

We're yankin this directly from the Cheese Dicks. Check out their blog for more shweet and shweaty videos and more. I don't condone internet mizing, but this edit is awesome and should be viewed by all snow and skate jocks.

to all snowboarders, watch this and realize everything you do is pointless from Cheese Dicks on Vimeo.

Dont Be A Bum!

Thought we'd throw some filth in for ya real quick. enjoi.



Don't Be a Bum, Go Skate! from High Five! on Vimeo.

Oh God!, they didn't!

YES WE DID!!! The Cadaver Krew blogspot is up and running. Hide your kids. Run for the hills. Save yourself, the filth starts now!