Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cadaver Definitions

1. Zumiez
poser killer of the local mom and pop skate and snowboard shops that started the whole buisness in the beginning. banking on to the mainstream fashion and leeching into the heart of the youth subculture (they sell more to non skaters/riders than they do to riders/skaters).

Ex:
Poser 1: Oh hey hey hey, check it out, Zumiez has the new Bam belt (and the snowboard from that company that's been out of buisness for years...what's it called? oh yeah m3.
Poser 2: Yeah, Bam is so bad ass.
Poser 1: Totaly.

2. Zumiez
A GAY store.
A store that creates nothing butposers
Sells alot of usless items.
Overall just a gay store

Ex:
"I'm going to Zumiez." -gay guy
"Your a tard" -me

3. Pac Sun robots
If you wear Pac Sun you have bangs and they get in your eyes every ten seconds. Pac Sun sells skater and surfer clothes. People that buy the clothes never even surfed or skateboarded in their life.

Strengths: telling bad jokes, at least 5 people have the same clothes they do, Listening to DMB and lil wayne.

Weakness: No personality, hair gets in their eye every ten seconds, can't surf, can't skateboard, robot malfunctions, being normal, good music.

4. Pac Sun Playaz
New found word (I think), but basically any caucasian teenage male that wears strictly Pac Sun clothes and usually seen with stupid white girls with Roxy shirts on. But they dont surf. Oh yes, the PSP is usually decked out with (optional) hat, consisting of DC or Etnies. Shirt is usually a polo, maybe Kirra, and faded jeans with holes of course, Bullhead. The shoes have to be DC. They gotta be the Courts. Its ironic a PSP claims to skate (which they dont) and wears DC, but are unaware of any the teams skaters...infact the PSP probably is unaware that DC has a skate team. They usually have a short well kept haircut, gel possibly. They're cool enough to say "yea" instead of "yeah". Most of these kids play basketball and dont even own a skateboard.

Day in the life of a Pac Sun Playa:

PSP 1: "lol yea bought my gf sum nollie purfume from pc"
PSP 2: "lol kool dude"
PSP 1: "lol u wanna play sum bsketball?"
PSP 2: "lol yea then well go 2 pc"

1 comment:

  1. that's the best definition of anything. EVER!

    FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD!

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