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High Five / Matzo Men Road Trip Part 1

Wassup Haters!

Cadaver Krew's filth factory Dusty and Brandon teamed up with High Five and the Matzo Men fourth of July weekend and took a road trip. Drove to Wasilla, then to Anchorage and somehow ended up in Girdwood for the forest fair. It was weird. But this is what we got from it.

Episode 1 of a bunch.

High Five! Road Trip Episode 1 from High Five! on Vimeo.

Kadaver Quotes.....

-"I was PSYCHED on the showers when I was in jail!" -Dusty Woster on his weekend in the slammer.
-"It's some state in the Northeast. like Minnesota!" -Julie
-"Whatever dude, you smell like Value Village!" -Brandon Smith to the bouncer after getting kicked out of the bar in Girdwood.
-"Yeah I go couch-bombing sometimes- you get a bagful of Crisco, put it beetween the cushions and GO TO TOWN!" -Dusty Woster on being lonely.
-"You know what they say about women with big feet, big DICKS!!!" -Josh Poe
-"You've never rolled a joint on your skateboard!?! There's WORSE things I've done on a skateboard!" -Dusty
-"Get out of the way, I got a BABY here!!!" -Brandon Smith riding bikes to the bar with Josh Poe and a stuffed animal dressed up to look like a baby.
-"I've fallen down stairs. PLENTY of times." -Cheyenne
-"You've got TWO parrots!?! Sponse me a parrot!" -Brandon Smith after seeing a guy riding around on a beach cruiser with two parrots on his shoulder.....

Eric Tribble Cadaver Krew edit.....

...... is a little late, but it's finally here. Eric recently moved back up to the AK, so we filmed him a little segment on the day he got back into town......

Welcome baCk to Alaska Eric Tribble! from High Five! on Vimeo.

GnarBoots.

Chickenbone Nowison!!!

New promo video from Shake Junt griptape.

More CRAP less footy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cops Aren't Cool

we don't like the here at cadaver krew....but we do like laughing at them.

This message brought to you by Cadaver Krew: Dont FUCK with us!

So this DOOSHER was talkin smack to Kadaver Aaron Wells recently. And Aaron decided to get even- Cadaver Krew style!; this girl pissed all over the kids car! Check it out.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

More Taste of Americana

You see? If you litter out in North Pole, somebody will just come by, pick up that garbage and make a gazebo out of it.

The Land of the Free

If you don't think this is funny you don't know how cool america really is.

Kadaver Tim Blevin's FULL bonus part

Filmed by Matt Wild in like a week down in Arizona. This is his bonus footy for ButteryFresh's new video. Tim will have a full part in the 'High Five' project as well.